deng.

sasuinurpants:

n-kevin:

iamqueenofthelesbians:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god



meanwhile at the top of the page
say and write seventeen
boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
*boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow*
TYPE YOUR NAME: simplybreathtaking
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: simply brteathtakingh
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: simplybreathtaking
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: swikml,.hbyhrt5eraqTGFHGTAKINMVG
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: g <-------- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF I HAVE A SMALL FACE

tiger-festival:

Fuck you

How do you get that perfect crease in your damn hair

hair doesn’t do thaT STOP

oh yeah you’re fancy parting it on the side

where the fuck is your forehead oh my god

okay this girl’s not doing it but holY SHIT is that a fucking WHALE leaping gracefully across the sky dude girl stop being emo for a sec there is a FUCKING WHALE FLYING ACROSS THE GREAT BLUE YONDER IF YOU WOULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD

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